A very good friend once asked me via email for advice on how to repair his Moen kitchen sink faucet. I carefully laid out a step-by-step answer and he responded:
“No more drip! I'm ready for my Union card. The only problem was that I was laughing myself silly as I read your instructions. Your instructions are far better than Moen's, by the way. My only question now is what do I do with all these extra parts? I just flushed the extra parts down the toilet. Some of them were pretty large. What do you know about toilets?”