A humble acceptance to uphold our great industry's proud tradition.
Having been duly elected by a silent vote, with no recount or court appeals, I hereby swear to uphold the Constitution of the United States of America and fulfill each and every campaign promise.
My party platform was based on honesty and integrity. In total contrast with the previous administration, we have absolutely no intentions of legalizing perjury in federal courtrooms by our elected government officials. We also will ban the use of cigars in private areas.