A guy was walking along this beach, and he came across a lamp. Taking a chance, he rubbed the lamp and out popped a genie. The genie told the guy he could have just one wish. The guy thought about it, and said he wanted a bridge built from California to Hawaii so he could visit friends without ever having to fly.
“That’s going to be kinda tough,” the genie exclaimed. “The ocean’s pretty deep … then there’s the storms to contend with … and the construction engineering! I don’t think I can do it. Isn’t there anything else you want?”