It’s back-to-school time! And as millions of American children head to class, there’s almost as many kids trying to get out of it.

Take Ferris Bueller, who is happy to be missing a test on European Socialism. He explains his take on all “isms” (and how none change the fact he doesn’t have a car) while showering in his parents’ bathroom, singing “Danke Shoen” into the handshower while sporting a sweet shampoo mohawk.

Ferris also offers his biggest philosophy on life while on the way to the bathroom (which is where most of us come up with our life philosophies anyway): “Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t stop and look around once and a while you could miss it.”