There’s a lot to love about “Along Came Polly,” even if it does star the ever-annoying Jennifer Aniston and the sort-of-annoying Ben Stiller. There’s the sweating fat guy playing basketball. There’s Philip Seymour Hoffman playing a failed child actor all grown up. And there’s Alec Baldwin who used to get matinee-idol-type roles, but decided to gain about 30 pounds and become a comedic actor instead.

The movie does contain a great toilet scene, which serves as a warning about what foods you shouldn’t eat, particularly on a first date. But here at PM, we take the high road and give you two clips this week: The first shows Baldwin breaking every rule of bathroom etiquette. This clip unfortunately has some bad audio so our second clip reiterates in Sim City style what those rules of etiquette are.